Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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