I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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