i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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