he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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