this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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