Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
