she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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