im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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