drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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