why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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