Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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