So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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