try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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