if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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