using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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