I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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