My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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