Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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