I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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