My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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