well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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