I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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