Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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