well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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