well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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