? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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