no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how does that bad decision feel?
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