The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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