kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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