the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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