i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Randomize
