You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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