Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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