Buhtt sex?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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