hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
