I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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