should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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