So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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