I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Let's paint friendship bongs
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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