So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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