Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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