awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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