I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
