So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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