So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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