I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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