I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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