Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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