If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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