I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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