Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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