He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Are we in a gay sports bar?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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