what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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