I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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