Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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